Day 20: Proxy Errorz Dangerous! and WoW

So k.  Lets talk about somthing I never talk about beforez.  WoW. The WoW is a videoz gamez you play on computerz. I have a 80 HORDE warrior because I am awezome. Do you know if you not HORDE you are terriblez.

Anyway. I like to go up and swing sword at gnomez. They are small and squishy thingz.  I smush them.

I am Tauren becuz they are big cow and moomoo JUICE come from cow.  I have not discuzss moomo JUICE yet either but I LOVE JUICE almost as much as PUFF.


Now. k. I discuzz the serious problem I get int tech tickut today.

Holly write:  "We need technical support. This is a very big job, but we heard you were the best out there.


So, our tools we use are not working. We can not check accounts or open our tools to look at the information needed to work and contact our customers.


We keep getting a Proxy error.
Any ideas?"


This is serious. PROxy ERROR is dangrous. Especially if you have chickuns.  Proxyz eat chickuns.  Do you have chickuns Holly? Proxyz getz under fences and eats them. Chikunz.
 Some peoplez say that mothballs will repel proxes but I am unsure.  THe best way to get rid of proxes is to trap them and sell to the ZOo.


k.
-Ehvee

Day 19: Gee Keyz and Solo performancez.

So. k.  I getz tickut.  I share.

Kristie write: " My G key fell off my laptop and I can not get it set back on to work. I can not use G anymore on the laptop. Any advice?"

Kristie.  Dis pretty simple problum to solvez.  You use gluez of course.  Lotz. Gluez work good. I suggest GLITTERYZ glue.

Prefur glue you see there to leftz. Blue gluez. I think blue gluez are stickery than other glue.








Now for SPECIAL TREATz I wantz to share with you peoplez a videoz of me doing drum performancez. You watch. k.

k,
-Ehvee

Day 18: PUFFZ OVERLOAD!

 Today was krazy day! I went shoppin becauz, you kno, it's Satfurday?

Anyway...k.


I BUY PUFFZ.  I take entire paycheck and buy PUFFz.

I did NOT get cherry flavor though because they were OUT.

But then I get home and that ok because my good friend buy me PUFFZ too! AND she got CHERRY FLAVOR!

I am going to go and rollz aroundz in puffz now.

k.
-Ehvee

Thankz you all who donated puffz. Especially Kristiez who boughts me Cherry puff.  My puff-o meter is currently FULL!

Day 17: Short n Sweetz

Todayz post short n sweet.

I givez you another Halloweenz clue!

Boo!







k.
-Ehvee

Day 16: Deerz John

So. k. Todayz I want to talk to youz about other importants stuff. Tomorrow I post more tech tickut.

Last nightz I saw something crazys.  Mama called dem "deerz"
I am unsure.

You tellz me what you think?

Dis one has horns. I think them to stabby stab babies?!?! Mama sayz no but ..they sure look sharpy. Can youz believe that we saw dis in our BACKYARD? THat is DANGEROUS! Stabby stabb horns!

Dis one did not has horns. I think it'z safer.
There was also a baby deerz but mama did not snap photo evidence fast enough.

So. k. I am nervouz. I couldn't sleep last night. Mama was mad I was up so much but I couldn'tz stop tinking about the HORNS and STABBY STAB. Wut if that deerz breaks into house and stabby stabs while I sleeping!?!








Normallyz I give advice but do yous have advice?
I am concernedz.




k.
-Ehvee

Day 15: PUffz Donation!

 So. k. All my hardz wurkz finally payed off. I recieve my first payment in PUFF donation. Is about time. Yes.

I wurk very hardz and I need payment of PUFF.

THank you Kristie for PUFF.

Dis is me with the PUFF donation. RIght before I ripped into dem and ates dem. They were tastey.

I really appreciate PUFF.

Did you know for only 2 cents a day you can feed me PUFF? That's right.  2 cents a day= 1 can of PUFF per month!

Won't you feed me PUFF?

 

k.

-Ehvee

Day 14: Mouszes and Lazys Catz.

 So. Morning.  k.


Todayz is Frizdayz again! I love Frizdayz.   I sorry I not posts last two dayz but I buzy k. I had importantz business.  I did not trust OUTSOURCE CAT again.   Pixel PUSS was beingz lazy.  I toldz her to updates but she was lazy lazy.


Evidence on left.




Anywayz I gets tickut. k.

Dawn said...
"Good tip on the gym!! You really look like you had a work out in your picture you posted, I am sure you are ready for more tech tickets! I do have a issue, my wireless mouse keeps lagging, and I have reset it, added new batteries etc. Any ideas on what it could me?"


Dawn, k.

I haves 3 questionz to ask you.

• 1. Why isn't your mouze on a leash? Everyones knowz that mouse behavez better when on leashes.
• 2. Does your mouse have blue teefs? A blue teef mouse will preform better than a non- blue teef mouse. Blue teeef are much more sensitive. So theyz preformz better.
• 3. Does you have a cat? Catz will keep mouse in line.

 So. k. It's time for cookie break.  I helpedz you yes? k.

k.
-Ehvee