Day 5: It TuEzday.

PUFFS!



Hopez u enjoyz videos I made. 

So. I anszer a question.

Ashley write: "My computer is running really slow and its shutting down on me i need help! plz answer i need all the help i can get"

AshLeyz. K.  Have u conzidered excerzise? Give your computerz whole grainz and make it run 2 milez in the mornings. Eventuallyz it will getz fasters. At nightz you gives it caffienenz coffeeez and that will helps it stayz awake and not shutz down on you. 

Kristie Sayz: "I think your working conditions are questionable. I will see if we can get your boss to maybe allow you to hang pictures in your area. Perhaps it would make your cubicle more Ehvee friendly?"

THat is gewd idea. I ask and I recieve. I gets this.

Pickturez is crooked becuz I fallz over when takin itz. Camera heavyz.


k.
-Ehvee

Day 4: MOnday. Workin Conditzons.

So. My workin conditzons suk. Do you seez dis?

I camez into work todayz and this is wut greeted me. Boss calledz itz "cubiclez" but I dink this just a CAGE.  Horrible, Horrrible. No eurogomics. Nuffin.

Howz I suppozed to work like dis?

Anyway. So.  I'll do it becuz I wantz PUFFS.

Kristie wrote "Tell us more about PUFFS."

So. I willz.

PUFFS: Deliciouz.



k.
-Ehvee

Day 3 is Weekend. Satfurday.

So. K. Itz Satfurdayz and I no do techiz.  I dink I wurk nuff k?

So. For todzay I get mama and dada to drivez me to dis place. Big EDz.  I waz vury ammuzed by dis place. It has many thingz that hangz from ceilingz and stuffs. Many friendly waitresss.

I wanted dis dings called "hotFlapsCakez" but mama was like "NoooooooooOo." Rude.

So I has PUFFS. Dat was ok tho becuz PUFF is deliciouz.  Has I mention PUFF before?

After dis, mama decizded to drive FAR FAR FAR so I takez nap but when I wakez up I'm at this crazyz place! Mama say it'z call "SHOPPING" so we does this. 

Mama and Dada getsz me in stroller and we go inz and outs like 20,039,209 storesz.  Peoplz stop and poke me say "Cutest Baby Ever" and I wuz like "K."

I ended upz with like a sackz full of stuffz.  Cute fuzzy stuffs. Becuz I earned it becuz I wurked SUPERZ hardz during week. 

Then we drive FAR FAR FAR and I napz again and when I wakez up we are home.  Which is good becuz I have to update dis blog. Keep u readers in the KNOWz.

I go take long soaky bathfz now. Relax becuz being me is s t r e s s fulz.

k.
-Ehvee

Day 2. Viruz.

Hello.  Yes.

Todayz I wantz to talk aboout dis Viruz problms thatz somez of yous has.

Kristie wrotez me and says.. "
Also, I think my laptop has a virus, any ideas?"

I haz. But. I haz questzoions about wut type of viruz does your lapztopz has. Is itz BLue Fuzzy VIruz or Brown Fuzzy Viruz?

Becuz the Brown Fuzzy Viruz is moar scarzyies than dis Blue Fuzzy Viruz.  But doezn't madder. You treatz all viruz same way. You take medicinez.  Mama givez me medicinez when I had did Viruz. So. Yes.  So youz fill buket upz with medicinez and you dropz dis sick laptops in the medicinez for 10 miutes. K? Diz curez Viruz.

Ok?  MEdicinez.

k.
-Ehvee

Day 1

YEah so.  Itz my firstz day on da jobz. It wus a hard day but I dids not getz as manzyz ticket as I thoughtz.


Mama thunk it was cutez to post dis picure of me whilz I workin. Rude. Yes.  I wuz buszy and this distractin.

HOWEver. I haz tipz for today.

Ehveez PrO Tip.
UpgrAding RAMz.


Upgraxzding RAMZ can givez u much betters. I highly reccomendz it.  Here yOu can seez me upgradinxg RAMz on my Mamas PC. I hirez kityt to help.

  Kittyz was cheapz labor. Pleasez do not judgez.  With RAMz you can do many tings. RAMZ are gewd K. SO you HIrez me for more RAMz.

O alsoz I am taking requestz for PRO TIPS so you ask me qauestions k.

k.

-Ehvee

My Mama said Getz a Jobz.

So. I turned 7 monthz old and my Mama toldz me I hadz to gets somthin called "job." At firtz i was confused becuz I do not know wut "jobz" is. So I googledz it.


I foundz meaning of jobz and that meanz sumthin you do to earn moomoo juice monies. I has to havez moomoo juices and PUFFS. YEs more importantly PUFFS so I can has job.  I am addeptz at tech support. I can clickz mouse and slapz keeys really gewd.  So you hirez me?

You followz my blog k?  I show u I can do it.

k.
-Ehvee