It's been awhilez.

Wut can I say? The holifayz kina keep me buzy k.  I apologies.  I trwy harder. k.

Anyways. k.  I wanted to posts dis. I wurkin on TV centerz. The sound not playin my NICK JR programz good. So I adjustz soundz today. See. I can tech support for TV TOO.

Also. k.  Need more tech tikut before I go AFK for Christmasez Holifays. You send tikut? k.

BTW I AMZ LOW ON PUFF. I NO LIKE LITTLE PUFF ANYMOREZ K. I EATZ NOODLY PUFFZ NOW BECUZ I AM BIG GIRUL.

LIke DIS PLEAZE. k.
PLEAZE SEND NOODLEY PUFFZ. k.

Toof updatez.

Hello. k.
I thoughtz you all shouldz know that my top toofis downloading. I dun't know. But it be here soon.

Also here soon is somethingz mama call TURKFEY DAY? Wut is TURKFEY DAY?

And wif something called HOLEEDAY approcitching.  Doesn'tz that mean more ppl need tech support?

I went to Dada office this weekenz and did many tech supportsz. They shouldz really think bout hiringz me. I show you quickz sample of my day there but I post more tomorrowz. k.

 k. Here I am showzing that I wuz dere.

ANd herez I wuz working on some supportz for a customer service personz. She was hafing trouble with computerz and  I helpz her.  YES that my Dew k.

Don't judgez. k.







k.
-Ehvee

Day 26: I LOVE ORANGY JUICE

Yes. k. It me again. I felt you allz should know how much I LOVES ORANGY JUICEZ. It the bests. Maybe like more than PUFF. I don't know.


And my dada come home tomorrowz. He was in some crazy placez called Norzwaddy. I don't know. I hear it haz flying goats though.




Anyway. I have many tech tickut.

Jessica said...

You are really cute!! Love the new picture. Do you send autographs? You are going to be the most famous tech support ever!! Speaking of, I have an issue with my computer. It always says it has a update, and it never does.


Any tech support would be great!!

Jessicaz hello. k. 
Yez. I can sendz autographz. I am famous. I used to it. k.  I have new line of clothing coming out in Spring called. k.  You buy. k.
Hmmm copmuterz sayz Update but it never does. I think problemz is that you may need update and computerz telling you to update. Yes. That what it mean. You needz to updatez yourself. k.

Rice Say:


Hey, tis Rice. Workas Comp is a comp-un-say-sun for the ouchie at work. Dunno more. But, yah, when I got pokeys at the dog doctor, I got nom-nom yogurt puff things and extra PUFFS. I get dem for being a good search dog also, can you do puter search?

Hello again Rice Doggyz. 
That good. That you geetz the puffz too. Wut you want me toz searchy?


k.
-Ehvee

Day 25: I iz okz.

 

 

So. k.  I feel betters today.  Mostly becuz I made of tuff.  I said dis before. Tuff. 

I post picture to left to show I is k. See? k.

Dada work super latez last night. I dids not get to sees him at all yesterdays. I hope he doesn't works so late today. Mama is cool and all but I lovez dada.

Mama did feeds me yogurts today tho. I luv yogurts. BLueburr burr flavor.

 

 

 

 

 

missjessiecakes said...

First off you are such a cutie pie. Second did you at least get a treat in exchange for the icky poke-y?     Hello Missjessiecakes. k. NO. I did NOT. Rude? Yes. k. I am supposez to get treatz???

k.
-Ehvee

Day 24: I sowwy. I took a few days offz.

Hello. k.

Sowwy I not post for few days.  I was spending time with G-ma and G-pa and then I conked headz and TODAY I hadz has the flu SHOT.

So it's beenz kinda rough for Ehvee. Yes. k.




Tammy says "Lol! Made of tuff.

You need to outsource since you are hurt. I would take a few days off, kick back with your puffz and book! You can do your tikutz when you get back!!Do you know anything about motherboards? I am looking a new one and heard I should ask you"


Tammy I tried outsource cat but hez on vacation.  Motherboard? Motherboardz are OK. Fatherboardz stronger. You should get a Fatherboardz.  k.


Rice say "Mama say you need to get Workers Comp for the goose egg, means you get PUFFS without having to work while the egg goes away. I like PUFFS also, tho I am a pup, as they go with my diet. Mama is on LHC that's how I find your blog. Wuv, Rice."

Rice hi.  PUFFS are DELICIOUS. Yes. k. Wut workers comp? Is that special computerz? For workers? I am worker.

Day 23: I conked my head.

So. k. I was practicing the crawlies and I tripped and I conk face into table leg. It was kinda painfulz. I cry.

Den this bruise thing mama call it "Goosez Eggz" popped up on my face.  I dunno. It's sore but mama say it be ok.  She gave me extra pear for dinner.  Becauez I was hurted.

I tuff though. I made of tuff. So you no worry k.

k. I share with you now my Halloweeniez costumes. My Auntie Tashana she figure it out. She very smart. She think I cute. ^^ Rawr.  I cute yes?









Now I answers tech.


Samantha said...
Welcome back to work! I am sure you are backed up with work. But I do have an issue. When I try to run programs at home, I have to RIGHT click and Run Admin to get them to open on one of my computers. I can not double click to open files or programs anymore.


Do you know anything about this? Help me!! Will send Puffz!!


Samanthaz dank you. Yes. I Backedz upz.


Hmm maybe you run these programs too much and theyz tiredz? Try give programz rests. See if that helps. Give themz 2 dayz rests. k.

I fully stocked on puff. Dank you to send finger puffz instead. Theyz look like dis...

Dis is delicous ! I like MAPLEY SURYPE flavorz. k.




k.
Ehvee

Day 22: I back.

So. k. I back now.  OUtsource kitty 2 do good job yes? I see he ansewered questionz.

He very professionalz. I keep him for next time I need outsource kat.

He also provide me with dis beauitful shirt. It's prettyz yes? heart was sparkly pretty. Glittery.

Pixel Puss is alsoz back. She had spa treatmentz. I am unsure.  They shave and bathe her. I don't know whatz else.

She very skitty when she comez back.  I thinkz maybe they dipz her tail in waters. She hates when her tail gets wets.

I has to talk to dese spa peoplez about dipping her tailz in waterz.


Write me moar tech tikuts. 

k.
-Ehvee

Day 21: OUTRSOURCED KATTTTTTTTTTTTT...2

 MEOW. OUTSourceds KAT 2 HERE.

 Ehvee out. Her Grandkats are visit with her this weekend.  AnD PixelPUSS kat is at kat spa getting bathed and shaved.

I take this over.  Ehvee and Pixel return Monday. Meow.




Hannah said...
Ehvee, at work we use two computers. One of my PC's will not allow me to use the headphone jack. I can not listen to my headphones on the main computer I use. I need technical advice please!!! I will pay in puffz!


Hanahh...meow...


Headphone Jack bad? Have you tried headphone John? 
Try headphone John instead.

p.s. Pay me in tuna. NOT PUFF.
Meow.
OuTsource KAT 2.

Day 20: Proxy Errorz Dangerous! and WoW

So k.  Lets talk about somthing I never talk about beforez.  WoW. The WoW is a videoz gamez you play on computerz. I have a 80 HORDE warrior because I am awezome. Do you know if you not HORDE you are terriblez.

Anyway. I like to go up and swing sword at gnomez. They are small and squishy thingz.  I smush them.

I am Tauren becuz they are big cow and moomoo JUICE come from cow.  I have not discuzss moomo JUICE yet either but I LOVE JUICE almost as much as PUFF.


Now. k. I discuzz the serious problem I get int tech tickut today.

Holly write:  "We need technical support. This is a very big job, but we heard you were the best out there.


So, our tools we use are not working. We can not check accounts or open our tools to look at the information needed to work and contact our customers.


We keep getting a Proxy error.
Any ideas?"


This is serious. PROxy ERROR is dangrous. Especially if you have chickuns.  Proxyz eat chickuns.  Do you have chickuns Holly? Proxyz getz under fences and eats them. Chikunz.
 Some peoplez say that mothballs will repel proxes but I am unsure.  THe best way to get rid of proxes is to trap them and sell to the ZOo.


k.
-Ehvee

Day 19: Gee Keyz and Solo performancez.

So. k.  I getz tickut.  I share.

Kristie write: " My G key fell off my laptop and I can not get it set back on to work. I can not use G anymore on the laptop. Any advice?"

Kristie.  Dis pretty simple problum to solvez.  You use gluez of course.  Lotz. Gluez work good. I suggest GLITTERYZ glue.

Prefur glue you see there to leftz. Blue gluez. I think blue gluez are stickery than other glue.








Now for SPECIAL TREATz I wantz to share with you peoplez a videoz of me doing drum performancez. You watch. k.

k,
-Ehvee

Day 18: PUFFZ OVERLOAD!

 Today was krazy day! I went shoppin becauz, you kno, it's Satfurday?

Anyway...k.


I BUY PUFFZ.  I take entire paycheck and buy PUFFz.

I did NOT get cherry flavor though because they were OUT.

But then I get home and that ok because my good friend buy me PUFFZ too! AND she got CHERRY FLAVOR!

I am going to go and rollz aroundz in puffz now.

k.
-Ehvee

Thankz you all who donated puffz. Especially Kristiez who boughts me Cherry puff.  My puff-o meter is currently FULL!

Day 17: Short n Sweetz

Todayz post short n sweet.

I givez you another Halloweenz clue!

Boo!







k.
-Ehvee

Day 16: Deerz John

So. k. Todayz I want to talk to youz about other importants stuff. Tomorrow I post more tech tickut.

Last nightz I saw something crazys.  Mama called dem "deerz"
I am unsure.

You tellz me what you think?

Dis one has horns. I think them to stabby stab babies?!?! Mama sayz no but ..they sure look sharpy. Can youz believe that we saw dis in our BACKYARD? THat is DANGEROUS! Stabby stabb horns!

Dis one did not has horns. I think it'z safer.
There was also a baby deerz but mama did not snap photo evidence fast enough.

So. k. I am nervouz. I couldn't sleep last night. Mama was mad I was up so much but I couldn'tz stop tinking about the HORNS and STABBY STAB. Wut if that deerz breaks into house and stabby stabs while I sleeping!?!








Normallyz I give advice but do yous have advice?
I am concernedz.




k.
-Ehvee

Day 15: PUffz Donation!

 So. k. All my hardz wurkz finally payed off. I recieve my first payment in PUFF donation. Is about time. Yes.

I wurk very hardz and I need payment of PUFF.

THank you Kristie for PUFF.

Dis is me with the PUFF donation. RIght before I ripped into dem and ates dem. They were tastey.

I really appreciate PUFF.

Did you know for only 2 cents a day you can feed me PUFF? That's right.  2 cents a day= 1 can of PUFF per month!

Won't you feed me PUFF?

 

k.

-Ehvee

Day 14: Mouszes and Lazys Catz.

 So. Morning.  k.


Todayz is Frizdayz again! I love Frizdayz.   I sorry I not posts last two dayz but I buzy k. I had importantz business.  I did not trust OUTSOURCE CAT again.   Pixel PUSS was beingz lazy.  I toldz her to updates but she was lazy lazy.


Evidence on left.




Anywayz I gets tickut. k.

Dawn said...
"Good tip on the gym!! You really look like you had a work out in your picture you posted, I am sure you are ready for more tech tickets! I do have a issue, my wireless mouse keeps lagging, and I have reset it, added new batteries etc. Any ideas on what it could me?"


Dawn, k.

I haves 3 questionz to ask you.

• 1. Why isn't your mouze on a leash? Everyones knowz that mouse behavez better when on leashes.
• 2. Does your mouse have blue teefs? A blue teef mouse will preform better than a non- blue teef mouse. Blue teeef are much more sensitive. So theyz preformz better.
• 3. Does you have a cat? Catz will keep mouse in line.

 So. k. It's time for cookie break.  I helpedz you yes? k.

k.
-Ehvee

Day 13: HItting the Gym

So. k.  Hit up the gym todays before work. I totally destroyedz it. Workingz on computers all day doing techz support means thats you must get out and exercises so that you stay in shapes.

Hitting gyms is very important my mama say. So you hits them hard. I hits this gym very hardz so it fall over. That's how I knew I got in a good workz outs.



So my PRO TIP today is that you should hit gymz very hard!

k.
-Ehvee

Day 12: Sundayz are Lazy

So. k. I decidez to start my day off right with a good preemptive morning nap. It was gewd. I really did not wants to do anythingz today but watch Word World and eatz and sleepz. But Mama and Dada dragged me out for a bit.



It was k.

Then I getz back home and discoverz how dangerouz my mama is. Really. ?

So I spenz the next 2 hourz de-tankgling cablez.

It was not funz, as you can see by these action shotz.



So here is my pro-tip. Ehvee PRO-TIP:

Don'tz let cablez tangle. k.


k.
-Ehvee

Day 11.2 : EmerganCyz! TECH SUPPORTZ

k. OmGoshz! Mama hadz computer problemz! It's after 5pm on Fridazys! I get double time pay in PUFFS!

Mama computerz was frozen so dis is what I do.

Problemz was that cupz of ice you see there in background. That red cupz. It was full of iced chai drink.  She offer me any? No. Rude. Yes.

Anywayz, I digress. I move cup awayz from her pc and den I blow hot air on it for 10 minutes. Computer then unfrozed.


k.
-Ehvee

Day 11: Fridazyz.

So. k.  Todayz is Fridazy.  This is good. I no has to work tomorrowz. This been rough week. Outsource kitty was miszbehaving, interentz were missbehaving, there was the "incident" with my cage cubicle.

So. I likez to leave you all on gewd note on Fridazy.  So you seez that picture to the lefts? That is my Hallowenz Costume. Can u guess what it is?

Maybe you win prize if you can guesses.

Also I get commentz.

Nicole Writes:  "Hey Tech Baby Ehvee! What is your company name?"

You know, I never think bout dis. I suppoze shuld have company name. Maybe you can help me name company? Bonuz points if you include PUFFS in name.  Ehvee Puffs?

OH OH That remindz me. I find new fewd that good like PUFF. It called YOUGURT PUFF!!! VERY DELCIOUSZ!


 k.
-Ehvee

Day 10: Wurk Inturuppted.

So. Todayz was tramatizing. Not onlyz are people getting ERRORZ 503 when they tries to post me tickut, my mommie and I hadz horrible accident.

Mama tripp over my cage cubicle. Shez fell hard. Cage cubicle flew up into the air and came back down hardz. ON MY ARM. It was vurry ouchie. Mama hurtz her leg but she rushed to me first. I only cried for like 2 seconds becauze I'm a big gurl and I has to get back to works.

Don't worry...mama be ok.


Workz today ran into complicationz. I don't know what OUTSOURCE kitty has done but she messed thingz up! Yesterday was hairballz and bad internets and today it's been ERRORZ 503.  I haz customers email me say they can't gets tickut though due to this erroz.  I hope to have thiz problem resollve soon.

OUtsource kitty, I has my eye on you.

Day 9: 5pm!!!

So. k. 5pm LETZ ME OUT!

Todayz was hard day. Internetz were ups and down. Verry annoying. Yes.
Outsource Kitty also lefts me nasty surprize. Hairball on keyboard, not so nice. No.
Not shure howz she getz hairballs on my computers when she is not in America. Pixel looks
supiciiouz. So. Cannned air doez clean hairball out of keyz. Important note.

Tickut today.




Robert write: "Ehvee you are so smart, how do you give such wonderful tech support?"

Robert k. I am smart yes. Tech support comes natural. k.


Thankz.

k.
-Ehvee

Day 8: Outsourced

So. k. Todayz is thiz day called "Labored Dayz."  Mama said that person in Americaz getz off Labored Dayz. That I no have to wurk todayz.  BUT I haz many tickuts and people waiting for my responzes.  So. I OUTSOURCE todayz wurk to kitty.  Kitty Pixel refuzed to wurk also she said thats "I getz holidayz too todayz. I Amercianz." so I had to go else whare.

This kitty is in some otherz country since American holidayz perventz wurk todayz.  Sometimez she hard to understandz thick accentz but thatz ok.

Jimmy wrote: "I am having a major computer issue. My computer keeps restarting out of no where, no updates or anything. Any ideas?"

 Jimmyz. Restarting is probluem.  Beforez it restart didz you overwurk computers? OR didz you set computers on stoves top? Don't put computerz on stove tops. They getz hot. If computer is hot, it may restartz.   Try Gatoraid.  I think lemon lime flabor is bestz.  Maybe the sugarz free kind so you don't get keyboardz sticky.



k.
-Ehvee

Day 7: Zoo Day

So.Todayz was awesumez! Mama and Dada takez me to dis place called ZOO. ZOO had lotz of fun thingz.  Here you see me ridingz an Ephants.  Theyz are majesticz animals.

Mama and Dada push me upz and downz hills at this ZOO. They sayz their legz are sore sore.  I don't know. I was pushed in strollerz.

Post short todayz cus I sleepy. k.


k.
-Ehvee

Day 6: Bluez Screenz

Hello. k.  I skip couple dayz and my inbox getz spammed.  Mama explainz to me that a werk week isz 5 dayz not 3.  HOwz was I suppozed to know? k?

Anywayz.

I has another question I will shares.

Lulu says : "Great advice on the computer running slow. I had the same issue, and it seems to be working. But a issue that I seem to have on my laptop is blue screens! Any advice?"


So. k. Luluz Bluez Screenz.  Do you not likez bluez?  There are manyz shades of bluez.  There are bluez bluez,  purplily bluez,  greenishy bluez, etc. I like bluez. It's prettyz.  Anyways.

If you are offenxed by bluez what you can do is getz a small paint bucket and put nextz to your pc. When the bluez happen,  just paintz over the bluez with color of your choice.  I suggezt maybe a rainbow of colorz. I dink rainbowz are vury pretties.

Don'ts you agrees?

k.
-Ehvee

Day 5: It TuEzday.

PUFFS!



Hopez u enjoyz videos I made. 

So. I anszer a question.

Ashley write: "My computer is running really slow and its shutting down on me i need help! plz answer i need all the help i can get"

AshLeyz. K.  Have u conzidered excerzise? Give your computerz whole grainz and make it run 2 milez in the mornings. Eventuallyz it will getz fasters. At nightz you gives it caffienenz coffeeez and that will helps it stayz awake and not shutz down on you. 

Kristie Sayz: "I think your working conditions are questionable. I will see if we can get your boss to maybe allow you to hang pictures in your area. Perhaps it would make your cubicle more Ehvee friendly?"

THat is gewd idea. I ask and I recieve. I gets this.

Pickturez is crooked becuz I fallz over when takin itz. Camera heavyz.


k.
-Ehvee

Day 4: MOnday. Workin Conditzons.

So. My workin conditzons suk. Do you seez dis?

I camez into work todayz and this is wut greeted me. Boss calledz itz "cubiclez" but I dink this just a CAGE.  Horrible, Horrrible. No eurogomics. Nuffin.

Howz I suppozed to work like dis?

Anyway. So.  I'll do it becuz I wantz PUFFS.

Kristie wrote "Tell us more about PUFFS."

So. I willz.

PUFFS: Deliciouz.



k.
-Ehvee

Day 3 is Weekend. Satfurday.

So. K. Itz Satfurdayz and I no do techiz.  I dink I wurk nuff k?

So. For todzay I get mama and dada to drivez me to dis place. Big EDz.  I waz vury ammuzed by dis place. It has many thingz that hangz from ceilingz and stuffs. Many friendly waitresss.

I wanted dis dings called "hotFlapsCakez" but mama was like "NoooooooooOo." Rude.

So I has PUFFS. Dat was ok tho becuz PUFF is deliciouz.  Has I mention PUFF before?

After dis, mama decizded to drive FAR FAR FAR so I takez nap but when I wakez up I'm at this crazyz place! Mama say it'z call "SHOPPING" so we does this. 

Mama and Dada getsz me in stroller and we go inz and outs like 20,039,209 storesz.  Peoplz stop and poke me say "Cutest Baby Ever" and I wuz like "K."

I ended upz with like a sackz full of stuffz.  Cute fuzzy stuffs. Becuz I earned it becuz I wurked SUPERZ hardz during week. 

Then we drive FAR FAR FAR and I napz again and when I wakez up we are home.  Which is good becuz I have to update dis blog. Keep u readers in the KNOWz.

I go take long soaky bathfz now. Relax becuz being me is s t r e s s fulz.

k.
-Ehvee

Day 2. Viruz.

Hello.  Yes.

Todayz I wantz to talk aboout dis Viruz problms thatz somez of yous has.

Kristie wrotez me and says.. "
Also, I think my laptop has a virus, any ideas?"

I haz. But. I haz questzoions about wut type of viruz does your lapztopz has. Is itz BLue Fuzzy VIruz or Brown Fuzzy Viruz?

Becuz the Brown Fuzzy Viruz is moar scarzyies than dis Blue Fuzzy Viruz.  But doezn't madder. You treatz all viruz same way. You take medicinez.  Mama givez me medicinez when I had did Viruz. So. Yes.  So youz fill buket upz with medicinez and you dropz dis sick laptops in the medicinez for 10 miutes. K? Diz curez Viruz.

Ok?  MEdicinez.

k.
-Ehvee