Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Day 20: Proxy Errorz Dangerous! and WoW

So k.  Lets talk about somthing I never talk about beforez.  WoW. The WoW is a videoz gamez you play on computerz. I have a 80 HORDE warrior because I am awezome. Do you know if you not HORDE you are terriblez.

Anyway. I like to go up and swing sword at gnomez. They are small and squishy thingz.  I smush them.

I am Tauren becuz they are big cow and moomoo JUICE come from cow.  I have not discuzss moomo JUICE yet either but I LOVE JUICE almost as much as PUFF.


Now. k. I discuzz the serious problem I get int tech tickut today.

Holly write:  "We need technical support. This is a very big job, but we heard you were the best out there.


So, our tools we use are not working. We can not check accounts or open our tools to look at the information needed to work and contact our customers.


We keep getting a Proxy error.
Any ideas?"


This is serious. PROxy ERROR is dangrous. Especially if you have chickuns.  Proxyz eat chickuns.  Do you have chickuns Holly? Proxyz getz under fences and eats them. Chikunz.
 Some peoplez say that mothballs will repel proxes but I am unsure.  THe best way to get rid of proxes is to trap them and sell to the ZOo.


k.
-Ehvee

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Day 19: Gee Keyz and Solo performancez.







So. k.  I getz tickut.  I share.

Kristie write: " My G key fell off my laptop and I can not get it set back on to work. I can not use G anymore on the laptop. Any advice?"












Kristie.  Dis pretty simple problum to solvez.  You use gluez of course.  Lotz. Gluez work good. I suggest GLITTERYZ glue.

Prefur glue you see there to leftz. Blue gluez. I think blue gluez are stickery than other glue.








Now for SPECIAL TREATz I wantz to share with you peoplez a videoz of me doing drum performancez. You watch. k.


k,
-Ehvee

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Day 18: PUFFZ OVERLOAD!




 Today was krazy day! I went shoppin becauz, you kno, it's Satfurday?

Anyway...k.


I BUY PUFFZ.  I take entire paycheck and buy PUFFz.

I did NOT get cherry flavor though because they were OUT.

But then I get home and that ok because my good friend buy me PUFFZ too! AND she got CHERRY FLAVOR!

I am going to go and rollz aroundz in puffz now.

k.
-Ehvee

Thankz you all who donated puffz. Especially Kristiez who boughts me Cherry puff.  My puff-o meter is currently FULL!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Day 17: Short n Sweetz

Todayz post short n sweet.

I givez you another Halloweenz clue!

Boo!







k.
-Ehvee

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Day 16: Deerz John

So. k. Todayz I want to talk to youz about other importants stuff. Tomorrow I post more tech tickut.

Last nightz I saw something crazys.  Mama called dem "deerz"
I am unsure.

You tellz me what you think?

Dis one has horns. I think them to stabby stab babies?!?! Mama sayz no but ..they sure look sharpy. Can youz believe that we saw dis in our BACKYARD? THat is DANGEROUS! Stabby stabb horns!
Dis one did not has horns. I think it'z safer.
There was also a baby deerz but mama did not snap photo evidence fast enough.

So. k. I am nervouz. I couldn't sleep last night. Mama was mad I was up so much but I couldn'tz stop tinking about the HORNS and STABBY STAB. Wut if that deerz breaks into house and stabby stabs while I sleeping!?!








Normallyz I give advice but do yous have advice?
I am concernedz.




k.
-Ehvee

Monday, September 20, 2010

Day 15: PUffz Donation!




 So. k. All my hardz wurkz finally payed off. I recieve my first payment in PUFF donation. Is about time. Yes.

I wurk very hardz and I need payment of PUFF.

THank you Kristie for PUFF.





Dis is me with the PUFF donation. RIght before I ripped into dem and ates dem. They were tastey.

I really appreciate PUFF.

Did you know for only 2 cents a day you can feed me PUFF? That's right.  2 cents a day= 1 can of PUFF per month!

Won't you feed me PUFF?



k.
-Ehvee

Friday, September 17, 2010

Day 14: Mouszes and Lazys Catz.

 So. Morning.  k.


Todayz is Frizdayz again! I love Frizdayz.   I sorry I not posts last two dayz but I buzy k. I had importantz business.  I did not trust OUTSOURCE CAT again.   Pixel PUSS was beingz lazy.  I toldz her to updates but she was lazy lazy.


Evidence on left.




Anywayz I gets tickut. k.

Dawn said...
"Good tip on the gym!! You really look like you had a work out in your picture you posted, I am sure you are ready for more tech tickets! I do have a issue, my wireless mouse keeps lagging, and I have reset it, added new batteries etc. Any ideas on what it could me?"


Dawn, k.

I haves 3 questionz to ask you.

  • 1. Why isn't your mouze on a leash? Everyones knowz that mouse behavez better when on leashes.
  • 2. Does your mouse have blue teefs? A blue teef mouse will preform better than a non- blue teef mouse. Blue teeef are much more sensitive. So theyz preformz better.
  • 3. Does you have a cat? Catz will keep mouse in line.

 So. k. It's time for cookie break.  I helpedz you yes? k.

k.
-Ehvee

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Day 13: HItting the Gym

So. k.  Hit up the gym todays before work. I totally destroyedz it. Workingz on computers all day doing techz support means thats you must get out and exercises so that you stay in shapes.

Hitting gyms is very important my mama say. So you hits them hard. I hits this gym very hardz so it fall over. That's how I knew I got in a good workz outs.



So my PRO TIP today is that you should hit gymz very hard!

k.
-Ehvee

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Day 12: Sundayz are Lazy

So. k. I decidez to start my day off right with a good preemptive morning nap. It was gewd. I really did not wants to do anythingz today but watch Word World and eatz and sleepz. But Mama and Dada dragged me out for a bit.



It was k.





Then I getz back home and discoverz how dangerouz my mama is. Really. ?

So I spenz the next 2 hourz de-tankgling cablez.

It was not funz, as you can see by these action shotz.



So here is my pro-tip. Ehvee PRO-TIP:

Don'tz let cablez tangle. k.


k.
-Ehvee

Friday, September 10, 2010

Day 11.2 : EmerganCyz! TECH SUPPORTZ

k. OmGoshz! Mama hadz computer problemz! It's after 5pm on Fridazys! I get double time pay in PUFFS!

Mama computerz was frozen so dis is what I do.

Problemz was that cupz of ice you see there in background. That red cupz. It was full of iced chai drink.  She offer me any? No. Rude. Yes.

Anywayz, I digress. I move cup awayz from her pc and den I blow hot air on it for 10 minutes. Computer then unfrozed.


k.
-Ehvee

Day 11: Fridazyz.

So. k.  Todayz is Fridazy.  This is good. I no has to work tomorrowz. This been rough week. Outsource kitty was miszbehaving, interentz were missbehaving, there was the "incident" with my cage cubicle.

So. I likez to leave you all on gewd note on Fridazy.  So you seez that picture to the lefts? That is my Hallowenz Costume. Can u guess what it is?

Maybe you win prize if you can guesses.

Also I get commentz.

Nicole Writes:  "Hey Tech Baby Ehvee! What is your company name?"

You know, I never think bout dis. I suppoze shuld have company name. Maybe you can help me name company? Bonuz points if you include PUFFS in name.  Ehvee Puffs?

OH OH That remindz me. I find new fewd that good like PUFF. It called YOUGURT PUFF!!! VERY DELCIOUSZ!


 k.
-Ehvee

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Day 10: Wurk Inturuppted.

So. Todayz was tramatizing. Not onlyz are people getting ERRORZ 503 when they tries to post me tickut, my mommie and I hadz horrible accident.

Mama tripp over my cage cubicle. Shez fell hard. Cage cubicle flew up into the air and came back down hardz. ON MY ARM. It was vurry ouchie. Mama hurtz her leg but she rushed to me first. I only cried for like 2 seconds becauze I'm a big gurl and I has to get back to works.

Don't worry...mama be ok.


Workz today ran into complicationz. I don't know what OUTSOURCE kitty has done but she messed thingz up! Yesterday was hairballz and bad internets and today it's been ERRORZ 503.  I haz customers email me say they can't gets tickut though due to this erroz.  I hope to have thiz problem resollve soon.



OUtsource kitty, I has my eye on you.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Day 9: 5pm!!!

So. k. 5pm LETZ ME OUT!

Todayz was hard day. Internetz were ups and down. Verry annoying. Yes.
Outsource Kitty also lefts me nasty surprize. Hairball on keyboard, not so nice. No.
Not shure howz she getz hairballs on my computers when she is not in America. Pixel looks
supiciiouz. So. Cannned air doez clean hairball out of keyz. Important note.

Tickut today.




Robert write: "Ehvee you are so smart, how do you give such wonderful tech support?"

Robert k. I am smart yes. Tech support comes natural. k.


Thankz.

k.
-Ehvee

Monday, September 6, 2010

Day 8: Outsourced

So. k. Todayz is thiz day called "Labored Dayz."  Mama said that person in Americaz getz off Labored Dayz. That I no have to wurk todayz.  BUT I haz many tickuts and people waiting for my responzes.  So. I OUTSOURCE todayz wurk to kitty.  Kitty Pixel refuzed to wurk also she said thats "I getz holidayz too todayz. I Amercianz." so I had to go else whare.

This kitty is in some otherz country since American holidayz perventz wurk todayz.  Sometimez she hard to understandz thick accentz but thatz ok.

Jimmy wrote: "I am having a major computer issue. My computer keeps restarting out of no where, no updates or anything. Any ideas?"

 Jimmyz. Restarting is probluem.  Beforez it restart didz you overwurk computers? OR didz you set computers on stoves top? Don't put computerz on stove tops. They getz hot. If computer is hot, it may restartz.   Try Gatoraid.  I think lemon lime flabor is bestz.  Maybe the sugarz free kind so you don't get keyboardz sticky.



k.
-Ehvee

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Day 7: Zoo Day

So.Todayz was awesumez! Mama and Dada takez me to dis place called ZOO. ZOO had lotz of fun thingz.  Here you see me ridingz an Ephants.  Theyz are majesticz animals.

Mama and Dada push me upz and downz hills at this ZOO. They sayz their legz are sore sore.  I don't know. I was pushed in strollerz.

Post short todayz cus I sleepy. k.


k.
-Ehvee

Friday, September 3, 2010

Day 6: Bluez Screenz

Hello. k.  I skip couple dayz and my inbox getz spammed.  Mama explainz to me that a werk week isz 5 dayz not 3.  HOwz was I suppozed to know? k?

Anywayz.

I has another question I will shares.

Lulu says : "Great advice on the computer running slow. I had the same issue, and it seems to be working. But a issue that I seem to have on my laptop is blue screens! Any advice?"


So. k. Luluz Bluez Screenz.  Do you not likez bluez?  There are manyz shades of bluez.  There are bluez bluez,  purplily bluez,  greenishy bluez, etc. I like bluez. It's prettyz.  Anyways.

If you are offenxed by bluez what you can do is getz a small paint bucket and put nextz to your pc. When the bluez happen,  just paintz over the bluez with color of your choice.  I suggezt maybe a rainbow of colorz. I dink rainbowz are vury pretties.

Don'ts you agrees?

k.
-Ehvee